Reply for a forwarded mail

I got a mail forwarded my friend, for which another friend has replied as below:

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America , because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

• Where are you going? ---- To be away from you
• With whom? ---- Not with Women again
• Why? - To get peace of mind
• How are you going? – Certainly not going to tell you
• To discover what? --- My lost happiness
• Why only you? -- BcozI like to be alone once again
• What do I do when you are not here? - Last thing you can do is “Not to remember me”
• Can I come with you? - Then I stay.. you go…
• When will you be back? - Good question
• What will you bring for me? - If I come back then I would think
• You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you? -Well guessed it…
• You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately... – Understood the value of being lonely
• Answer me – why? --- Certain things not to be disclosed
• I want to go to my mother’s house. – PLEASE PLEASE do
• I want you to drop me there. --- For the last time right
• I don’t want to come back – ever! -- WOW
• What do you mean, OK? - I am very Happy
• Why aren't you stopping me? -- Do I look like a fool to you..
• I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about. – Before seeing, I wanted to discover you,, now,, i want to discover the peace.
• You always do things like this. --- Yes,, very much important
• Last time also you did the same thing! – That did not worked out.. so now I want to do it again
• Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff. --- You know it… it feels good to be away from trauma
• I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered! ---- Apart from you.. everything is there to discover, certainly I do not want to discover you again.